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Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

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clelta:

We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG

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sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

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hardcorekandicore:


How do straight girls see this and continue being straight

Uh….

tevlek:

breelandwalker:

NORWEGIAN

FOREST

CATS

VIKING

KITTAHS

I like that…viking kittehs. I can see that.

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stickysheep:

onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

same

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wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

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rlyhigh:

my god😍